Having children changes everything, from your view and opinions on life and your home, your fashion sense, to your lady bits and tummy's !
The sleepless nights, the soggy potty training moments and the ceebeebies tsunami you will be in are a given but what no one warns you about are...
Them times you said "children wont change me, I will travel across tailand with a back pack, holiday every year, and still make time to go for a weekly pamper...it looks unlucky my lovely chum
I will be a cool mum, my kids will love me always, we're be friends as well as daughter/mother - the deal is your be irrationally overprotective, that beauty of a child is your cub and you are a mother lion willing to destroy anything that may upset or maybe a danger to your baby cub...... and sometimes this will annoy your children
You'll struggle to cling on to your lady like dignity.... your children will hide under your skirt or pull out your boobs as they jump all over you in public ..... or in my case you'll share a toilet cubical with them and because they think it is hilarious they will shout out over and over again "mummy why have you pooed your self ?! mummy why have you pooed your self ?! mummy you've pooed yourself!........... in fact I most definitely didnt my little madam just thought this was bloody hilarious to shout out in a Marks and Spencer's toilet packed full women.
Never again will your handbag look like the inside of a glamorous women's bag..... your keys with a pretty, glittery keyring, your make up, some nice smelling hand moisturiser. Swap that for nappies, wet wipes, snacks and little sticky raisins hanging around the bottom of the bag and that nice smelly hand moisturiser will be a bottle of hand sanitiser because children will stick their hands everywhere and in anything!
Oh and your going to have to let go of that lovely idea that your little ones will much prefer their greens over their sweets, your only drive yourself mad trying to achieve this!
However no matter what any one else thinks, of course your children will grow to be ballet dancers or famous Olympians
You'll loose hours of your life staring at that amazing little piece of you growing and changing everyday.
You'll laugh till you cry at just something they said that made them sound soo grown up!
You'llbe so unbelievably overwhelmed and proud of them
You'll love that little person so much, that it actually hurts, it really does!
So having children changes everything, so apologies to those who I loose touch with or friends who we are no longer on the same level any more. We will meet again my lovely, maybe as two older mums pondering over these magical times in our lives :) so for now cuppa's cup and carry on you beautiful mummy's xxx